tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7888733585496779286.post4962561722110608208..comments2023-04-27T05:35:45.895-07:00Comments on CofA5 2009: Hope: Let donations fall off organically. These bishops need prosecutionKay Ebelinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13753284586265566961noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7888733585496779286.post-50350629006741253372009-12-19T10:02:19.431-08:002009-12-19T10:02:19.431-08:00An Elderly Man is slowly walking down a street, wh...An Elderly Man is slowly walking down a street, when he sees a male friend.<br /><br />He walks over to his friend and whispers something to him. The friend laughs and slaps Old Man’s shoulder.<br /><br />The Old Man continues down street; sees a church, pauses, and slowly walks up the church steps and enters.<br /><br />He looks around semi-dark building, and sees two people waiting to enter the confessional. <br /><br />Slowly, he makes way behind a man standing next the confession box. He whispers something into man’s ear. The man looks at the Elderly Gent and smiles. When the man enters the box, the Old Man crosses to where a woman is standing and whispers something into her ear, too. She looks aghast and slaps him.<br /><br />When a place in the confessional becomes vacant, the Old Man enters. The priest opens the slide and immediately, the old Man says, “I’m 92 years old and I had intercourse with a 19 year old woman!”<br /><br />The priest asks: “Are you married?”<br /><br />The Old Man replies: “Yes, of course I’m married.”<br /><br />The priest continues: “Is this woman your wife?”<br /><br />The Old Man answers: “No, of course not.”<br /><br />The priest says: “Well, as a Catholic, you know that you committed adultery.”<br /><br />The Old man says: “I'm no Catholic!”<br /><br />The shocked priest then asks: “Why are you in here, telling me this?”<br /><br />The Old Man replies: “Because, I’m telling everybody!”Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com